Dragonette Eye

Jul 25
ask-aph-germany:

3 fandoms collide….

My fandom brot3

ask-aph-germany:

3 fandoms collide….

My fandom brot3

Jul 25
  • Baby: A-A-ah
  • Parent: Apple?
  • Baby: A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?
  • Parent: HELEN COME QUICK HUSSIE HAS CURSED OUR BABY
Jul 25

guacatmole:

So I was cutting off the tips of my gloves for marching band and

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I made a ghost family

Jul 25

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

Today I got into an argument with my Aunt because she was upset that her daughter was dating a girl so I said

"Do you really think you should fall in love with someone’s genitals over their soul? Because that’s shallow and sad"

And my 75 year old grandmother who was sitting in her rocking chair, and who hasn’t said a word for the past hour screamed “OH BURN” and hit my aunt with a fly swatter

Jul 25

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

Mary Poppins Quits with Kristen Bell

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Please someone tell me Julie Andrews saw this lol

Jul 25

japantys:

japantys:

i used to think hetalia being 5 minutes per episode was a joke and tried to search everywhere else for the full episode rip in pieces

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ONE AND A HALF MONTH

Jul 25
devildoll:

aspecialplaceinhale:

goldicrocs:

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Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box

and the circle is complete

devildoll:

aspecialplaceinhale:

goldicrocs:

tumblr mobile

Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box

and the circle is complete

Jul 25
katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.Fuck your pretentious shit.


"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

Jul 25

summertime-someday:

Person: Wait, you ship them?

Person: That doesn’t even make sense.

Person: How can you even-

Me:

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Jul 25

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

touche

Jul 25

skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

My school’s was:

I hate you

You hat me

Let’s get together and kill Barney

WIth a baseballbat

and a 2x4

no more purple dinosaur

Jul 25
Jul 25
hungarie:

today on “thats not my fucking birthday”

hungarie:

today on “thats not my fucking birthday”

Jul 25
Jul 25
idglokatla:

[Zuko’s Christmas wishlist] Omg guys I was cleaning out all my old junk and I found this. Thought I should share for anyone unfortunate enough to have not read Nick Mag in the mid 2000s.

idglokatla:

[Zuko’s Christmas wishlist] Omg guys I was cleaning out all my old junk and I found this. Thought I should share for anyone unfortunate enough to have not read Nick Mag in the mid 2000s.